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A LETTER FROM YOUR BOSS
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SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest
quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all
employees well trained through our programme of SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more
S.H.I.T. than any company in town.
If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your supervisor. You will be placed on the top of the
S.H.I.T. list for special attention.
All of our supervisors are particularly qualified to see that you
get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.
If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be
interested in helping us to train others. We can add you to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.) programme.
If you have any further questions, please address them to our
HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
Thank you.
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)
P.S. With the personality some of you display around here, you
could easily become the DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.)